Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Happy for Hillary!

Wow, what an exciting night watching Hillary win PA. (Her PA, that is). If she can pull and 11% it may make a difference. I know what I had said previously, but I really hope we are going to see the "Dream Team: Hillary (P) and Obama (VP)" go strongly forward to a win in November.

Friday, April 18, 2008

A New Vehicle

The biggest deal in my life happened on April 15. I re-entered the car ownership society with the purchase of a 1998 Ford Expedition. All of a sudden, I feel mobile, ready for flight and cool when I drive. Dad's Oldsmobile A/C went out years ago.

It will cost me around $100 for a full tank of gas. Yikes!

It has now been just short of 4 years since I sold that fabulous 1999 Acura CL. Boy, do I miss that car.

Dumb Questions for Dumb Americans

On Verdict with Dan Abrams last night, they teased the following statement into a commercial…

They asked Undecided Voters “How they will feel if their candidate loses?”


My question is, “How can an Undecided Voter answer that question?”


Then, they asked the wives of the polygamy deal in Texas, “How many husbands can a wife have?” Huh?

This, my dear friends, is our American Media. And we bother to wonder how Americans can be so stupid.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

A letter to a neighbor

I think this is pretty self explanatory...

Dearest Neighbor,

As the first few warm days of spring have arrived and with summer ensuing, we are once again reminded of your profanity and the verbal abuses that you dispatch upon your children That is to say, into the air of the peaceful serenity of our Jamestown neighborhood.

I can’t help but think that the long term effects of profanity and verbal abuse upon children will turn them into some kind of vile, disgusting people and I would urge you to use care with the expletives you choose to bellow or bestow upon your charge. By the way, occasional screaming, “you love them” doesn’t count.

Let’s have a quiet summer for a change (The last few have been rather embarrassing and quite hard to listen to). Discipline your kids, but please don’t let the rest of us suffer from it.

This letter is written with the greatest concern for the quality of care in the development of your kids A parenting class might be well taken. Your children know should know better of the clean “unpolluted “ air which we share.

Warmest regards with the greatest of sincerity.
Your neighbors



I hope she won't be upset with me, although she might just grab her shotgun and come and shoot me. If no further posts, check it out.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Check out the latest of my websites..

www.willyf.com

I've linked back here and added a slideshow and a few other things. Check it out!

Click here to visit My PA...

Well, you know what I was thinking when I received this email from Hillary Clinton. Yup, that's it! Hillary is pierced! And she has a PA!

Now that was my first thought. I can't help it if my mind automatically goes to the most common PA I know. That is, a Prince Albert, or a piercing in one's penis! Usually, a ring though the end of it! Sometimes, I seen a little bar-bell. I couldn't help but chuckle!

When I Googled PA, I was prompted to the Wikipedia, which I absolutely love. I quote,

"The Prince Albert piercing (PA) is one of the common forms of male genital piercing. The PA pierces the penis from the outside of the frenulum and into the urethra. There is also the "reverse Prince Albert piercing" which enters through the urethra and
exits through a hole pierced in the top of the glans."

Now if this is what Wikipedia says, I can't help but think that HiIlary's campaign people didn't bother to check it out! Maybe she's after a "certain" type of voter, Who knows? But I bet PA's will be welcomed in the White House once again when she wins!

Needless to say, I don't think I'll contribute this round.